Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

tube meat

Any processed meat product that is formed into a tube shape by stuffing into an elongated, edible casing for consumption. Can be cooked and served in a wide variety of methods and combinations.

These hot dogs are the best tube meat ever.

Barb's favorite tube meat is kielbasa.

by lifeonearth April 29, 2012

nose meat

meat in your nose that causes you to sniff oftenly

"Alexia's nose meat was acting up again so she sniffed all day long" or "Alexia's boogers were having a BBQ up in her nose because of her nose meat"

by Hales <3 March 10, 2008

meat hose

1. taco bell's way of supplying meat into their tacos
2. Utterly Discuting
3. EWWW!

Josh: Can i get two plain tacos, please?
Taco bell clerk: No, Sorry. Our meat hose is clogged.

by Polly G January 11, 2007

Meat twinkie

-Similar to the pastry variety this breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid-schwarma, midnight, or "I didn't have anything to eat all day" food is a gourmonde special. Instead of light fluffy pastry it has an outershell of meat; predominantly ground beef but other luncheon meats, sausages, bratwurts, or gyros may and usually are added. Instead of the vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with mayonaise. The final product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between dessert and pocket snack food.

1. Korman is a meat twinkie.
2. Korman loves to eat meat twinkies.
3. Korman ate the biggest meat twinkie ever.
4. Korman went to Church St. and got a surprise when he asked for a meat twinkie.

by The real Dorian April 18, 2008

Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

by Mosheh N. EliYahu May 17, 2009

Meat loaf

A culinary dish commonly made from ground beef pressed into a round or bread shaped dish, and cooked. It is often covered with various toppings, including ketchup and mustard. It may also contain bits of stuffing, such as that often found inside of Thanksgiving turkeys.

I want meat loaf for dinner, because it is a delicious meal.

by Chigglywiggly January 12, 2010