When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.
Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.
by Shollyboster May 27, 2017
Get the titty expensive mug.A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)
by Mr foot titty November 17, 2013
Get the Foot Titty mug.Its like a spidey sense except the hair on your tits raises up. This happens similar to goosebumps but only to big boys.
by DopeRedHead420699/11 February 11, 2020
Get the Titty tingles mug.When you slap both of a at kid's man boobs starting from the side in one motion. then yelling TITTIE WIPED!
Chance sees fat old Tommy in the hall.
he desides to go for the kill and tittie wip him.
Tommy: owww, what they heck??
Chacne: Boom! You just got tittie wiped Mr. i cant believe it's not butter!!!
he desides to go for the kill and tittie wip him.
Tommy: owww, what they heck??
Chacne: Boom! You just got tittie wiped Mr. i cant believe it's not butter!!!
by lonely hammy November 25, 2011
Get the tittie wip mug.A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.
by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020
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