Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm

I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey

by Jah too raw February 21, 2021

Rolling Thunder

A large stock option position with the intent of a large gain.

I just hit on my ‘Rolling Thunder’ position in Tesla.
Feb. 2021

by plazmastox February 24, 2021

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

love-thunder

Love-thunder means to queef. Better thought of as, the thunderous sound sometimes created by the act of coitus.

"excuse me sir, it is more polite to refer to a queef as love-thunder"

by ImNotSmokingCrank March 20, 2021

Thunder flakes

Someone so obsessed with race that they become racist

They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group

by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021