Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

Thunder Ratt

the rat that makes things brighter then they were before he got there. Evans alter ego in team goodness

Evans alter ego in team goodness is thunder ratt

by ratt November 16, 2004

Thunder Cunt

The biggest cunt you have ever met in your life. She is rude, sleeps with everyone else's boyfriends, and talks shit about everyone.

ღƬαу Cʀᴏɴᴀɴ Ótѕαղα Ⱥиgєℓღ, slept with my boyfriend what a fucking Thunder Cunt

by TAYSUCKSSOULSOUTOFEVERYHING November 4, 2021

Thunder X Ashley

A shitty ship that will never work!

hey, u like thunder x ashley? nah

by LazrTrackz November 15, 2021

The God of Thunder

Also, Thor. Who wields the Stormbreaker. (Formally the Mjolnir)

Oh my god! Is that Thor, The God of Thunder!?!

by SebastianStanMyBeloved March 15, 2022

Thunder-D

The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!

When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.

by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022