bumping biscuits

To bump genitals that often leads to sexual encounters

Me and this girl were bumping biscuits in the back room.

by Dethbite April 15, 2017

plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015

Philly bump

snorting a drug typically ketamine or cocaine out of a nitrous balloon

I got so fucked up after doing that philly bump last night.

by Ekimccm January 6, 2022

what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

bump off

murder someone.

The gangsters threatened to bump off anyone who snitched to the police. (Note: This is a fictional scenario, and violence is not something to be taken lightly.)

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024