Stiven theory

Shot man with opinionated historical theory and teachings

Stiven theory:
The Cold War was a Stupid misunderstanding

by Fffffffffffffffr December 8, 2023

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023

junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status

Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"

by BnBzx December 16, 2023

orange peal theory

When you ask another person to do a small task for you, like pealing an orange or asking them to tie your shoe for you. Both of these are tasks that you can do by yourself, the real test is how they respond to you. If they respond with “you can do it your self” then they are not willing to do small tasks for you and will most likely fail to do larger ones for you in the future. However if they do it immediately or do it willingly then they pass the test.

Orange peal theory example:
WRONG❌
Girl: “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “ no you can do it yourself”

RIGHT✅
Girl “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “idk how to but I’ll try and help”

by Tyler_Smith December 16, 2023

pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.

Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.

by zanderfin October 28, 2019

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.

Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory

by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020