Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
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semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.
Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee April 06, 2016
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Pico: My little summer story

Basically Boku no Pico but with the entire plot rewritten to be more suitable for people under the age of 18
Pico: My little summer story
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Story carrier

Storrycarrier tells secrets and lies
OMG did you hear barney is a storeycarrier I wouldn’t trust that fat shit story carrier
by Nick Handel October 17, 2019
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story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.
Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.
by ploafmaster April 27, 2017
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 08, 2019
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story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).
He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.
by unlessroses March 15, 2016
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