Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Sea Dingo

When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.

Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.

I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.

I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!

by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021

Sea Eagles

The worst team in the National Rugby League

The Sea Eagles are wankers and Matt Gerathy‘s a cunt.

by tr00p March 28, 2025

Sea-Paddler

Someone that paddles in the sea

I heard that you're a sea-paddler

by me_dabest August 26, 2017

set to the seas

illegally downloading or pirating a program/movie/piece of music rather than buying the original.

Dylan: Bro I wanna make beats to kickstart my producer carreer but FL Studio costs too much…

Micheal: Yeah bro you‘re gonna have to set to the seas for that one..

by Moofasaa July 7, 2022

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023