goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.

We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.

by millerthyme February 14, 2015

mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...

Give it to my mountain goat style

by Cottencandy May 15, 2018

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.

Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.

by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022

cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

low key goated

Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”

ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.

YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.

by CallMeBoomBoom December 12, 2022