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canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood
"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018
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canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act
The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history
by lovableditz February 19, 2010
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Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.
That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History
by fattunesy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
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Shaw Canada

another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
by alco3 February 25, 2019
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Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!
by Murdock February 4, 2010
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