Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".
Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!
by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011
do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.
by do not tell them to leave the February 04, 2024
The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025
When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
by Noscercof27 May 24, 2021
After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019
The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023
A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023