ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan

Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon

by Scottish guy lol July 12, 2017

Metal up ur ass

Another way to say Metal up your ass.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008

ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)

xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*

by search up @dankwankshank insta February 22, 2018

give a girl ur hoodie

when u give a girl ur hoodie on july 17, since it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day

boy: hey it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day, so do u want mine?

girl: yes of course! thank uuu

by layla05 July 17, 2020

Ur sister my mister

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”

person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell

by Slap Razor April 4, 2018

Ur sister a mister lol

When some hits you with the ur mum gay you use this and dominate them

Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*

by Big fucking anime titties October 27, 2018

Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.

Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)

by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018