Techromancer

Someone who wines and dines technology in all it's various forms.

"Hey Baby, those are some might fine looking circuits you got there, and I would know because I'm a Techromancer!"

"That's a Motherboard i'd like to get to know, if ya know what I'm sayin'!"

by GoldenManticore March 4, 2010

techluse

1) A person who withdraws from all things digital. 2) Someone who's a recluse by being "offline" (avoiding email, social networks, cell phones, etc).

It was obvious from his lack of tweets and FB posts that Fred had turned into a total techluse. No one knew anymore what he'd eaten, watched, or thought (and vice versa).

by Su Doe Nym August 12, 2010

technustration

Getting frustrated while trying to teach technology to a different generation.

I am getting technustrated (past tense of technustration) with my mom because no matter how many times I teach her to use the spacebook messenger app, she keeps updating her status with 'Hello darling, call me please'.

by Dniedacess January 6, 2014

TechTrump

Elon Musk. The thin skinned, spiteful, mean spirited, easily offended, prolific tweeting, self aggrandizing, smoke and mirrors machine, Donald Trump of the tech world. He has an equally rabid, divorced from reality, MAGA like fan base than enables and excuses his unconventional and often times obscenely bad behaviour

Did you see TechTrump`s latest Tweet where he called that guy a pedo, then claimed he had funding secured for a takeover?

by Lexiconman69 August 17, 2018

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

technotwt

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content

A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.

by technotwt December 29, 2020

One Hand Technique

The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave

"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."

by Doc Roe July 16, 2008