Walking Taco

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.
Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.
by McStool the Second April 13, 2014
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Taco Bell

A shitty fast food chain that uses Dog parts in their beef.
Ever wonder what happened to the Taco Bell dog?(read the above)
by FhillyMan July 20, 2003
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Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
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Taco Baby

The process of putting a fetus in a blanket and folding the blanket like a taco, and then dragging the wrapped fetus through the soil.
Did you hear what happened to Margo last night? Some hoodrat made her into a damn Taco Baby!
by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009
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taco bell

To taco bell, or eat huge amouts of shitty food(not necessarily taco bell) then go party for the night, and wake up the next morning, not really remembering what when on, or why your ass is toatally demolished. Frequent taco bellers are refered to as "Bellies" and are usually fat, stupid, and suck dick just for that one last "Gordita"
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.
"dude, you wanna go taco belling to night?"
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"

*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.
by Abe713 January 31, 2008
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chaco taco

Brett went interracial last night and stuck his meat in a chaco taco.
by brendito April 27, 2006
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taco cat

1. a palindrome

2. a cat that has amazing fighting strengths and powers to totally beat up anyone it wants
Dude!!! Did you see that taco cat just beat up Markus?
by hannah w March 03, 2008
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