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swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 6, 2009
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Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!
Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!
by J-Gunther April 8, 2022
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backwater swamp

1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
by Emithises March 16, 2017
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Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
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Swamp daddy

A person who wears wife beaters with grease stains, smokes and drinks all day. Also breeds teacup alligators.
Ashlie smoked her weed and drank beer all day like a swamp daddy .
by AmoneyNdaHouse March 11, 2017
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Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie
by #bigglo June 27, 2025
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Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.
by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018
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