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Ham head

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.
Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"
by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016
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Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.
Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.
by pilotdude August 4, 2010
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double ham slam

The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.
I saw this movie were these two gay guys were giving each other the double ham slam.
by SkandaalousJoenes September 18, 2016
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Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.
The met gala was hot dog no ham!
by Hanfrooter May 2, 2023
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Reverse ham slide

When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.
I love it when my girl reverse ham slides in the sack.
by Bill Rob March 25, 2017
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ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies
“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate
by ow169459 November 13, 2019
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All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.
“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”
by Streetterm April 19, 2019
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