Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
Get the Barber Storiesmug. A story on snapchat shared by multiple people. Originally intended for groups of friends/family to share together during a mutual event (parties,graduation,weddings,road trips, etc.) but has been badly misused as a way to get people to add each other. Once you've been added to this group story, you'll receive an orgy of adds from random people you don't even know and wonder where the hell they even came from.
Billy: Check out this group story thing on snapchat it's so cool!
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?
by floridaguy69 May 26, 2018
Get the Group Storymug. sex story pt 7!!
he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. Driver Dan's Story Train (Arabic: كابتن كريم وقطار الحكايات, Captain Karim Qitar Al Hekayat (Captain Karim and the Story Train)) is a children's series created and designed by Rebecca Elgar and is a co-production between Two Four 54 in the United Arab Emirates and 3Line Media in the United Kingdom.1 It was the first CGI animated/live-action property to be produced in both English and Arabic, which each have its own separate versions of the program.2
Its first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
Its first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
Sprout, the first 24-hour preschool destination available on TV, on demand and online for kids ages 2-5 and their parents and caregivers, will premiere Driver Dan's Story Train (produced by twofour54) exclusively in the U.S. on Monday, November 1 at 6:30 p.m. ET with the voice of Pat Monahan, lead singer for the multiplatinum band Train, as lead character Driver Dan.
by Wendysfg July 26, 2023
Get the Driver Dan's Story Trainmug. stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
Get the shit storiesmug. Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee June 22, 2016
Get the semi true storymug. a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
by heartkid March 18, 2024
Get the houston love storymug.