flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

Sad Spider

One who does low or lame things on drugs.

I can't believe you not only psycho flipped but then did Jenkem. You are such a sad spider.

by A A Ron January 10, 2008

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Prince of Spades

Similar to a Queen of Spades but instead of a woman being interested in only black men, it refers to a gay male. Usually , but not limited to, a submissive male.

See Ricky over there? He's a real prince of spades, just check his Snapchat on Saturdays .

by Kilroy108 June 6, 2018

Spider-Man

probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros

LOOK! SPIDER-MAN is banging a hot chick again! wow..that's his 45th of the DAY!

by th3fla5h July 8, 2005

Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

by Blubid April 23, 2008