Al smith

The most dumbest person you'll ever meet and the freakiest guy in the sheets

Yo Al smith he's a different guy in the bed.

by 4890 unknown December 25, 2017

Probyn smith

where you have the shits for days maybe weeks and it feel quite nice like anal but you feel norsious and get a bad case of the sweat. The shit comes our chard and moist

Hey doctor i got a bad case of the Probyn smith I feel sweaty and norsious but also a nice feeling like anal

by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Smith lick

One smith licks a girl in such a way she begins to see a ghost or cat fave through the wall .

I'm going to smith lick you tonight jenny

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by Hahahahayoloswag July 31, 2016

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

presley smith

absolute beautiful amazing person, looks good in and out of makeup. is nice and kindhearted

i wish i had presley smith

by cbass m23 February 17, 2021

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021