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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
I had a sliding session with my dog the other day
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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Habibi slide

A movement Mechanic used in Battlefield V by jumping , crouching mid air and landing while standing still which will make you move a couples of meters while having the crouch position?
The name comes from arabs that where the first using this mouvement
It can also be called ice skate/ ice skating
Jordy1-1: OMG I just got habibi slided by DEAGLE
DEAGLE: *Go in ShareFactory*
by BFV Player June 8, 2022
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Slip and Slide

A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.
Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
by KillHeiran June 20, 2022
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thooky slide

a new dance, right foot forward, left foot back, then kill your family and stuff them inside life-sized dolls in the attic
guy 1-"yo im bout to hit that thooky slide"
*does thooky slide*
guy 2-"holy shit"
by swank_doober June 22, 2022
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Slide

by rtben0 June 24, 2022
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Slide

Friend 1: Did you like that movie?
Friend 2: Yeah, it slides hard
by Venurus July 4, 2022
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