Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.

My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

Rusty Cowbell

Occurs when a man pulls out of a woman's ass during anal sex and can mimic the motion of a musician using a cowbell with his penis inside of her ass.

dude she was so loose i pulled a rusty cowbell when i was done!

by ZWCI September 5, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.

I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.

by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

rusty spike

cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)

your sister looks like a right rusty spike!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.

I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

by McGuirk September 15, 2008

Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

by HoneyBadger89 May 4, 2015