Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.

P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.

by cstat July 06, 2023

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alt-right showman

Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.

My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.

by Guiding Star January 06, 2018

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half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 09, 2022

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you all right?

The question british people will always ask, and u will always think that u have to respond but no! It's just their beautiful way of greeting.

Dont answer to that.

- Hey mate, you all right?
- You all righ?

by ajldfknawerhfsodéigkna November 19, 2018

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right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 17, 2020

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