Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

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pizza bully

A person who has strong opinions as to what toppings belong on a pizza.

"Karen says pineapple on a pizza doesn't make it a real pizza; she is such a Pizza Bully."

by DarthPaul June 14, 2020

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pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

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half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.

I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.

by Zzop June 22, 2016

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Can be used to mean two different things, a bathroom pizza is when you cum on a girls face in the bathroom, but a girl can also be a bathroom pizza-if she is an undesirable hoe, and the only action you would want from her is to cum on her face in the bathroom

Some Douchebag: yo i got mad pussy at the party last night
Guy who knows whats poppin: ha i heard you just got a bathroom pizza, nothing to brag about

by 6ThePiZZaMan9 February 3, 2018

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Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.

Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017

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