Bustin' a Pee Wee

Getting caught masturbating a la Pee Wee Herman

Suzie: I caught Mark bustin' a Pee Wee. He had his dingus in one hand and a picture of Jennie in the other.

Cat: You better dump that jackass before he two times you with your best friend.

by Davy B January 15, 2010

pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010

pee-ter pan

The famous cartoon characters brother, who suffers a terrible urinal incontinence. Disliked by kids, as he wets them with urine while he flies around neverland.

Since pee-ter pan moved to the hood, cars have been oxidizing much faster in my street.

by poopoomanolo May 19, 2009

I pee on cats

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

pee 2 much

When you have to go #1 (not a dump) almost every 5 minutes.

drinking phillips

by Sexybigshit August 7, 2003

Pee In Her Butt

1. A girl is so hot that you would gladly pee in her butt.
2. A girl is so mediocre you would rather pee in her butt,

Damn, look at her. I would so pee in her butt,

by AvocadoBeanDip April 5, 2004