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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Blessingmug.

Peanut

When you pee and nut at the same time.
I peanut in him/her.
by litmigi January 16, 2022
mugGet the Peanutmug.

Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter Jelly Bombmug.

Spicy peanuts

A synonym for cum
by Akdhdkdo February 11, 2021
mugGet the Spicy peanutsmug.

peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
by Kev mil April 21, 2017
mugGet the peanut eating shanemug.

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
by JackaBr December 18, 2017
mugGet the peanut mummug.

Peanut

Something that really is... just... useless.
That guy is peanut.

I had sex with her/him, it was peanut.

She is such a peanut.
by Eliasmedini June 16, 2020
mugGet the Peanutmug.

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