scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

Pants-On Friend

A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.

This is James, he is my Pants-On Friend

by bachelorlife June 13, 2017

baseball pants

God’s gift to all girls.

Baseball pants are like yoga pants for girls.

by 12431 February 6, 2019

Fibber pants

One who exhausts and over exaggerates a point of time.

Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.

by Sandruski September 12, 2006

weirdo pants

a term used to describe someone who is being weird. essentially the person is wearing a weird pair of pants making them a weirdo.

p: why don't u just reply to the comment
j: because i want to reply here
p: ok weirdo pants

by lecrackin November 24, 2017

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 27, 2022