one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

one eyed penguin by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

one oar in the water 

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

one oar in the water by octopod May 8, 2004

One toke bloak 

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

One toke bloak by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

One or many 

The option given to someone acting reckless in any given situation. The individual in question is given the question "one or many" in reference to how many times they will have to get hit in the face before they shut the fuck up.

"You were disrespecting my homeboy for real dude. One or many?"
"What?! Get out of my roooooommmm!"
"Many."
*First person proceeds to hit the second one in the face 8 times*

One or many by Js1112 September 6, 2011

One Up, One Down 

A military slang term that describes when two personnel are posted at a lookout or guard situation. One unit stays alert and awake watching for movement/activity (one up) while the other takes a nap or rests (one down). They alternate so as to be able to extend their alertness for a longer time. It is an unwritten rule that you must wake the resting person if you start to become tired yourself as the "One Up".

"We had 12 hours stuck on that LP/OP behind enemy lines so Smith and I decided to go One Up, One Down. I took Up first."

One Up, One Down by Americ4nBulldog October 31, 2015

One and Done 

The action of leaving the lobby in a Fighting Game like Street Fighter or Super Smash Bros after winning 1 time after losing consecutively against the same person. Hence the name- "One and Done"

*Player 1 beats Player 2 8 times in a row. Player 2 then wins game 9 and leaves the lobby instantly after the win.*

Player 1: "Lmao the One and Done"

One and Done by Yukari Takeba December 29, 2019

one direction

gay

one direction aka gay

one direction by faggot1234 August 6, 2012