keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.

by 907jones January 12, 2009

pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)

whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!

by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005

ninja biscuit

When you fart in your hand and throw it in someone elses face. This was done in the movie Orgasmo.

A-cup: Merry Christmas (ninja biscuits Joe).
Joe: Ahroghorhoh

by razer6890 July 11, 2007

I-Ninja

Great game released over any platforms.
Features a ninja that violently kills anything that gets in his way, including his sensei. The "I" stands for iron. Therefor the main charactor , Ninja, is an "Iron Ninja". The whole game reaks of bad karate movies!

Aw, look at the cute lil' ninja...!
Wait, did he just cut that guy in half!?

by ...? January 3, 2004

Mini Ninja

a short dick or an asian dick

Jane: He was so fast that his mini ninja was steaming

by The word inventor November 30, 2009

Ninja Whale

An exclamation used by the Comics And Graphic Novel Board on GameFAQs. This was term was coined from the "Marvel Vs. DC" comic book where Namor was easily subdued by a whale that Aquaman had summoned, which fell flat and squashed him. Usually ended with a "'D" for dramatic effect.

"w0ah!1"
"Pwn'd!"
"NINJA WHALE'D!"

by Everything, Now! November 13, 2005

ninja-visible

when someone or possibly something is there but not seen. Like Waldo, or of course a ninja.
Also used as a synonym for invisible

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH INDAVIDUAL!! Completely different..

Person1: is skalpel here? i can't find him..
Person2: yea he's here, but he's ninja-visible

by skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010