baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.

Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump

by Piga May 2, 2011

Jean babies

kids at the club: dude up against the wall and the chick is face down with her ass in the guys crotch humping his jeans like she wants to make a baby.

Damn girl! Look at all those kids making jean babies tonight. Someone is going to get knocked up!

by xslamberx January 6, 2012

Belgian baby

A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.

The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Baby Mini

South Los Angeles term used to describe something, (usually an article of clothing) that fits and looks too small on a person.

It's not exclusive to articles of clothing. It can apply and be used to describe anything that is too small.

Adjective

Did you see that baby mini tee shirt that fool had on?

Her grill is busted with those baby mini troll teeth.

If he wears those baby mini skinny jeans one more time, I swear.

He ain't got no money, with his baby mini bank account.

That big ass girl knows she doesn't need to be riding that baby mini bike with her big ass.

by Kela C. February 11, 2009

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014

baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it

man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot

by balonry pony November 15, 2010