Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".

A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025

cross-living

the act of living the life of the opposite sex; impersonation as the opposite sex.

I hate your constant cross-living.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

Cross

ok

cross: ok
me: agreed <3

by yep_still_a_looser_:] October 19, 2021

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025