emily's mom

a rare type of dinosaur that survived the mass extermination by chuck norris

HOLY SHIT ITS EMILY'S MOM!!

by Nicole&Emily August 11, 2008

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Mom spit

The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.

Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*

Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better

by Angie Kerns March 20, 2009

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mom’s spaghetti

LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti

by Murminatrix December 26, 2017

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Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.

"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".

by hipmom January 28, 2010

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colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004

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(1) The comeback to all of those witty insults that people choose to throw at you. often used in conjuction with your face.

(2) Great in awkward situations and when you can't think of anything to say...

(1) Dude 1: yea, my brother's going to college in a couple weeks
Dude 2: YEA, well your mom goes to college!
Dude 1: uh...YOUR FACE goes to college!
Dude 2: thats low dude. YOUR MOM'S FACE goes to college!
Dude 1: WELL YOUR MOM'S FACE GOES TO COLLEGE!!!
Dude 2: dude. that really is low.
Dude 1: PWNED

by un haiduc March 3, 2005

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