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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Things We Say Now

It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.

Person 1:"There's a bear in my bedroom."
Person 2:"Things we say now."

by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019

The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).

Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

one thing
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by jelito October 14, 2023

That thing's green

1. Excellent release on NBA 2K

2. Used to say something is good to go, certified or guaranteed to hit.

3. A confident stamp that whatever you’re talking about is official, like calling game before the shot drops.

"About to walk in this interview, that thing's green."
"She texted me back fast, that thing's green."
"Don't even trip, the plan's already set. That thing's green."

by djgonmakeit September 8, 2025