Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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attack number 9

attack number 9 is a show the was aired in 1998-2001 in a Norwegian channel called NRK3. after 3 successful seasons it was taken down do to unknown reasons and is still a really good family friendly show you can watch on the NRK3/Super TV channel website which you can watch by buying there 21$ per month subscription.
attack number 9 is a good TV show
NRK3's subscruption coasts 21$
by haoarecool December 04, 2021
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Arashi's Number One Fanboy

A user on Discord who really likes Arashi Narukami but absolutely despises ENStars. He moans a lot for Piers from Pokemon SWSH. One time sent waist pics for 3 dollar Nitro
"Holy Moly Oh My Gosh It's Arashi's Number One Fanboy"
by Kissing Arashi Narukami January 25, 2023
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Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!
by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 09, 2021
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number 12

number 12 cock (retarded phonk song plays in background)
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 21, 2023
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Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers
by SCR4PPY March 11, 2018
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