Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.

Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨

by Stannoodles May 7, 2021

Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

Noodles

best thing on earth, if ur parents won´t buy them for you. they dont love you
(my dad doesn´t love me)

person 1: ¨i want noodles!¨
person 2: ¨do your parents love you?¨
person 1: ¨....no¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

by Fornicater January 7, 2024

Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

by 10wellhung January 29, 2025