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Noah

Did he kill himself or no?
Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
mugGet the Noahmug.

Noah Yze

absolute gun at footy and one of the kindest, smartest, friendliest people you will know.
by naudb March 7, 2022
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Noah Gast

a little bitch, who thinks he is cool.

his girlfriend's name is evely
by bigcoolguy February 16, 2022
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Noah

Noah is the sexiest motherfucker of them all. A Noah has all the girls and is straight up vibin.
Girl 1: Damn, Patricia look at this guy over there!

Patricia: hes sexy right, hes Noah
by who is this 69420 January 15, 2020
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noah stichler

A dumb person who can't do shit
I'm being such a Noah Stichler
by YoussefIt'snoah May 23, 2018
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Noah Labib

A very hot 13 year old who pulls and is the best at basketball #goated
Oh wow I wish I was ”Noah Labib”!
by Zane Herion November 16, 2020
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Noah

Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.
Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"
by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019
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