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Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body
Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!
by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008
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Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.
The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.
by Vermiform March 29, 2009
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teflon hands

Crypto Term, Noun. A Holder of Crypto-Currency/Crypto-Assets Which cannot be pursuaded from their current path by from any input of information. -Nothing sticks to Teflon Hands.
"I have Teflon Hands, Your FUD Cant Stop me."
by SmurgeBurglur June 5, 2021
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Hand Sanitizer

Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!
Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thehoooops April 28, 2020
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the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.
john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake
by handshakeman July 10, 2011
mugGet the the hand shakemug.

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams
by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020
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SWAT Hands

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.
The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.
by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007
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