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Vegemite Brain

Usually an Australian who thinks they are incredibly smart, but is woefully ignorant. Since the population their intelligence is measured against, is also a consumer of discarded vegetable scraps and left over brewers yeast. A staple in the diet of Australians, vegemite has created a people who think they are smart, but their mind is made up of repurposed food scarps.

Since you are what you eat...
Steve decided to swim with Sharks today, he made that choice due to his vegemite brain.
by Grand Gorilla November 15, 2021
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chocolate brain

Yo I saw my boy receiving "chocolate brain"
by NIGGA-CHIN June 10, 2021
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Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.
damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you
Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"
by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018
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brain puncher

a pshychotherapist, counsellor or somat head inspector
got em goin some damn brain puncher and labellin me a nutbush
by chenelle December 28, 2005
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Brain Pollution

A person who talks about the same thing in same way/or rephrased way, for two or more times without any reason, even when the audience has completely understood the point he/she is making.
That dude mass brain pollution because he keeps repeating himself. He was saying, "So we all went to this great place, then we went there and after we went there, actually we went there and something happened before we went there, so let me fort tell you what happened when we went there."
by Zangetsu71 July 2, 2012
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Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.
John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton
by LeEgg October 2, 2020
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