Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013

Mum

The most amazing person in the world due to there infinite love

i love my mum

by Xane isn’t my name October 18, 2021

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

your mum

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by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Your Mum

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker

"hey i fucked your mum!"

by ImATonk April 10, 2020

Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

Ur mum gay

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