ur mum

ur mum

Ur mum gay

by dkjfls;jfakl;dsjfkl;dsjfk;dsjk May 23, 2019

Peter's mum

Peter's mum is an all around nice and sexy lady, she do be kinda gay tho, oh well she is good at playing the trombone. smh.

Random fat dude: "Yooo, its Peter's mum, lol, im gonna rape the fuck out of you"

by Init ye maa February 1, 2021

your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020

Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022

ur mum

when someone fucks ur mum they say ur mum to tell you that they fucked ur fat mum.
ex:

them: 'what did you do'
you: 'ur mum'

by riya <33 ily January 18, 2022

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017