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Metal Gear Spunk

A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.

Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
Metal Gear Spunk by Seizure67 April 16, 2009
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Metal Gear 

Any acts of shadyness/sneakyness or when you don't want to be seen.
"My ex-girlfriend is in the mall, I better Metal Gear my way out of here"

"That man in the trenchcoat standing on the corner looks very Metal Gear"
Metal Gear by MasterGecko April 24, 2009

Mentacide 

When your brain attacks itself (one realizes this on a conscious level). One might feel as if they are "going crazy".
In conversation involving size comparison of two rivalving penis sizes....one man considers his size inferior to rivals, and asks odd request best male freind:

"Will you please listen to me, I'm creating mentacide....will you please check out my size and tell me if it's normal or not? Hemingway did it for Fitzgerald!"
Mentacide by fabcat June 20, 2012
Metal's about rebellion. The rebellion is about freedom.
metal by metalbethyname March 29, 2015

bar metal 

The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar
Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?
bar metal by Kirsten Reich June 22, 2008

hot topic metal 

Bands who sell merch at Hot Topic and pander to bandwhore teenage girls. They are cliche "pop punk" or "post hardcore" by title. They all sound alike and their fans like them for the sake of band fandom, hence why their fanbases are all like "omg bandz omg lelelele so coot"
All Time Low , Pierce the Veil , Sleeping with Sirens , Forever the Sickest Kids , all that SHIT. Hot topic metal

Lightskin Mentality 

When a Lightskin takes innovative to spread their overconfidence on others to prove that their a superior being
Linna - You're ugly and I'm a bad bitch get mad stay mad

Jay - That's that lightskin mentality
Lightskin Mentality by Exaxt July 24, 2020