Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
Get the it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the woodmug. When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025
Get the Goldie Logmug. Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
by Racerx2421 August 14, 2023
Get the three log boxmug. by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016
Get the Onion logmug. A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
Get the log of legendsmug. by Blarc September 20, 2016
Get the Log lutmug. 