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Jordan

Jordan get off me
by Dennis128463 January 9, 2020
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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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Jordan

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
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Jordan

Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK
Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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Jordan

The biggest ibis you will ever see he is annoying and make that’s what she said jokes. His whiter than a pimp and have short blonde hair withe pimples all over his face,he doesn’t care about anyone else but himself . His a Dick to society and should be gone like begone thot if your a Jordan go kill your self
Jordan is the biggest dick head you ever see
by DrDesrespect December 28, 2019
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jordan

jordan is so good at soccer
by jdawg17123 June 3, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is the name of a hoe.
Oh you talking bout that nigga Jordan, oh he for everybody.
by Dori.ii November 24, 2021
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