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jess mennonite

this jess mennonite led me on like a mofo!
by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
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Jesse

Yo is that jesse?
Ye he a bad ass nigga
by ineedheadfr February 27, 2024
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Jesse

Jesse

Jesse is a really nice and caring boy... He normally has a girlfriend cause Jesse is a player! Hes really short and at the age of 13 then grow! He has a great personality and if you get the chance and he likes you like him back! It's all worth it! Jesse will also be known for getting his friends or gf the best bday gifts! His family will most likely be wealthy!!!
Wow Look It's Jesse, He's Kinda Cute...
by Americanpython January 24, 2018
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jesse

jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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Jesse

Colorblind and likes gambling and drugs and is so kind and not stereotypical at all
“Hey Jesse” I say. “Kill yourself gayboy
by NotJesse_69420 April 12, 2025
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Jesse Greco

Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!
Man that dude has Jesse Greco skill with counting to four , then repeating
by Burnt out soul October 6, 2016
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Jess Crick

The coolest most hottest sexy chick who walks around with her mouth open #catchingflys
Supports her country #rulebrittania 💪🏻💪🏻
“Who’s that hot chick with her mouth open?”
“That’s Jess Crick
by Jbobs May 24, 2023
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