January 14

The day when the japs are born. These people are sooo jappy their favorite clothes are probably their free city sweatpants or their aviator nation. They also really love themselves and their birthday

Girl: OMG ITS MY BDAY I GOT NEW AVIATOR NATION

Boy: geez dude she’s such a jap and why does she love her birthday so much

Other boy: it’s cuz she was born in January 14

by Teheheheheheee January 23, 2020

January 10

January 10 is hug any and all Gingers day, this is a day dedicated to them. They may get a lot of days for them but they truly deserve it. We love them all deep down

Girl: there’s he is! He’s so cute and I LOVE his red/orange hair
Girls best friend: well it’s your lucky day it’s January 10, hug a ginger day!
Girl: let’s go!

by Imyoungandinlove January 5, 2021

January 21

He likes sucking cock and also he is a monkey and he sucks on BBC

Hi I was born at January 21 and I like sucking big BBC and have a small cock

by Jan 21 July 7, 2021

January 19th

National Fuck your gf/bf

Max: Today is January 19th

John: Bet now i get to fuck my gf

by pp.in.my.ass.hole. February 2, 2021

January 30

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio

Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30

by Qweertyuioplkjjggffhdc November 5, 2020

January 14

The day you get to spike any volleyball players head(or a ball at their head).

Brooke: it’s January 14th 😏.
Me//any volleyball player: no no no no..😧

by Chickens and turtles January 11, 2020

Cum January

The first month of the year, pretty much the opposite of No Nut November, you just cum a lot. A sexual twist on the common phrase "Come January"

Friend: Dude No Nut November is brutal, idk if I can make it
Me: Just hold off and it'll be worth it Cum January.

by NMSJanitor44 December 13, 2017