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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
mugGet the Cook a bitchmug.

low bitch

A woman so degrading and low down that she is the standard of a filthy whore. This type of woman lies, steals, cheats, will even put on a act like she's a virtuous woman when behind closed doors she's the mother of all harlots. She will suck a man's cock while talking on the telephone to her unsuspecting husband or boyfriend. She is no good. She's also the most degenerate and untrustworthy of all women.
Marissa is a low bitch because she gave her husband Roberto HIV three months into their marriage.
by 007 December 7, 2015
mugGet the low bitchmug.

Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.
Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.
by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Bitchmug.

pile it on bitch

Load up my burrito!
Put an extra amount
*chipotle worker putting condiments on burrito*
“Is that enough?”-worker
“No, Pile it on bitch!”-me
by Chipotle lover July 10, 2018
mugGet the pile it on bitchmug.

bitch mate

A man who puts the bitches equal to, or above his boys (friends).
Man, Ethan Has been hanging out with Sarah a lot lately rather than us, he is such a bitch mate.
by Mateoiscool December 9, 2019
mugGet the bitch matemug.

Blunt bitch

Someone who can tell it straight up and doesn't give a fuck what other people think, they can give someone the truth without sugar coating it and won't care if other people call her a bitch.
Did you hear how she told her that her boyfriend was cheating?

Yeah mate, she's such a blunt bitch
by BluntBitch101 June 16, 2016
mugGet the Blunt bitchmug.

Bitch Glitter

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!
by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011
mugGet the Bitch Glittermug.

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