1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."
2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."
2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
Get the Cook a bitchmug. A woman so degrading and low down that she is the standard of a filthy whore. This type of woman lies, steals, cheats, will even put on a act like she's a virtuous woman when behind closed doors she's the mother of all harlots. She will suck a man's cock while talking on the telephone to her unsuspecting husband or boyfriend. She is no good. She's also the most degenerate and untrustworthy of all women.
by 007 December 7, 2015
Get the low bitchmug. by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011
Get the Jizz Bitchmug. by Chipotle lover July 10, 2018
Get the pile it on bitchmug. by Mateoiscool December 9, 2019
Get the bitch matemug. Someone who can tell it straight up and doesn't give a fuck what other people think, they can give someone the truth without sugar coating it and won't care if other people call her a bitch.
by BluntBitch101 June 16, 2016
Get the Blunt bitchmug. glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011
Get the Bitch Glittermug.