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Minecraft Steez

when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad
Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned
by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024
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Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)
On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.
by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024
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minecraft

the most successful program written in java
minecraft is the most successful program written in java
by anonymous May 25, 2024
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Minecraft Civilization

A type of vides, normally one hour long, that are completely brainrot with some of them being parodies while other being more unironic.

The premise of the video is something like this:
A character starts as a noob in X civilization.
there are leather, iron, gold and diamond levels of X civilization and gold level abuses their power and harasses leather level noobs. The main character who is leather noob must defeat them and change X civilization once and for all.
Hello guys, I am in Minecraft Parkour Civilization!

The Cliche Introduction:
Hi, I am from Minecraft X Civilization. But... I am a total noob! And we noobs have it very tough in Minecraft Civilization. The Iron and Golden X bully us everyday and force us to mine dirt with wooden pickaxe. However, I want to collect enough dirt coins to buy a ticket to the Arena which can change my life, then if I win the arena I might even rank up to Iron Level and eventually change Minecraft Civilization!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Hey, wanna playing that mother fuckin... Its on the tip of my toung... that fuckin 3D terraria, OH YEA MINECRAFT
by FDLiqu November 9, 2025
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Classic Minecraft Day

On this day, if you play Minecraft, you are encouraged to revisit an old Minecraft version, change your skin to the one you had back in 2015, play legacy console edition or even just turn on programmer art, as to commemorate the historical past of the game

It is celebrated on December 18, 1 day after the game was released back in 2011. Can also be extended up to 2 weeks (also see: two week Minecraft phase).

This definition was written on Nov 28 by Ehllay in case I need to provide future proof if this becomes famous
- It's Classic Minecraft Day! Do you want to dust off that PS3 and play in our old world?
- Hell yeah
by Ehllay November 28, 2025
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Minecraft Manhunt Defense

The Minecraft Manhunt Defense is that if anyone is good at Minecraft Manhunt then they are innocent from any accusations or allegations brought upon the defendant even if there is ample amount of evidence brought upon them.
Charlie may have touched them. But the Minecraft Manhunt Defense says otherwise
by Mrs.23K December 1, 2025
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