pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

gym pants

Gym pants are the best pants you can sleep in , you can move in them , u can keep still and they aren’t tight asf so your not comfortable, you should buy some (aka ) football shorts

Yo! Gym pants are the best to sleep in!

by Realist.zy February 17, 2019

holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Shnazzy Pants

Someone who conveys the attitude and sex appeal of a jungle cat who has just devoured a family of zebra's and continues to trot about in the wilderness covered in their filthy remains. When others see him approach them with their foul innards worn about his neck it is like the jungle cat is saying "yeah, I slaughtered them with my devilishly good looks... let's procreate." No one ever objects.

Look at ol' shnazzy pants tearing up the dance floor.

by TheGirlNextTown January 11, 2012

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017