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Bill hader

sexiest man alive FR FR!!!!!!!!
He is also the best actor ever hes s SOPOOOO FUNNY!

super good comedian and prodcer and writer and direcotr
Me : omg bill hader is soooo hot hes the hottest actor *EVER*
My bf : hahah i'm bill hader
Me : omg babe stop! hes so muich funnier and creativer.
by kaspbrakeddie November 16, 2023
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dirty haeden

When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it
me and jack did dirty haeden last night
by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024
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dirty haeden

when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis
My older brother is in jail for a dirty haeden
by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024
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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
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One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.
I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!
by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024
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