Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021

HAIFTB

He ate it from the back.

Oooo girl, HAIFTB

by kitten235 July 16, 2021

Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.

Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.

by Betty6969 July 17, 2021

haiyosha

a secret word guaranteed an iponn in Ninjala

its guaranteed an iponn when you say haiyosha

by Trunkstube July 20, 2021

hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021