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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
mugGet the magnificent hairmug.

cubic hair

kyoo-bik hair When someone (male or female) has a ton of big, coarse, pubic hair. A 'cubic' foot of pubic hair. Also known as CUBES. noun.
Shit bleed. That honky muff last night had madd cubic hair. I had to ask for directions to just find my way out!
by Richard L. Crosson Esquire December 3, 2007
mugGet the cubic hairmug.

Hair Nugget

N. The hair-do where a girl takes all of her hair and wads it up into a crazy, messy bun on top of her head and secures it with an elastic. Often seen in combination with the headband and bobby pins to secure crazy bangs.

This hair-do is popular:
1. on days a girl hasn't washed her hair.
2. on the way back from the gym.
3. at the pool.
4. when sleeping.
5. on those days where she just feels like wearing baggy clothes and no make-up.

This hair-do has also been referred to as:
1. The Blow Job Nob
2. The Bob Nob
3. The Care-Free Messy Bun (This is what teen magazines like to call it, but we all know it really should be called the "I feel like crap. Leave me and my hair alone.")
1. Yeah. I didn't have time to look good this morning, so I threw on some gym shorts and decided it was appropriate to rock the hair nugget.

2. Oh my Gosh. She is the only girl I've ever seen that looks cute with the hair nugget. She can pull off anything.

3. Do you have a bobby pin? My bangs are too short to stay attached to the rest of the hair nugget.
by red99durango November 21, 2010
mugGet the Hair Nuggetmug.

Neck hair

a lucious growth of hair on the back of the neck that is usually found on people with unusual amounts of black hair all over the body.
person: hey clowny, let me get a wiff of ya neck hair (swipes it) mmmmmmm that smells good
Clowny (person with neck hair): *throwing punches while screaming*
by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011
mugGet the Neck hairmug.

hair transplant

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.
by jesster79 March 7, 2004
mugGet the hair transplantmug.

nigerian hair

some thing lil wayne created in the song A MILLI

maybe some one smoking dope may have a definition for it but untill then its complete shit.
tougher than nigerian hair
by bitchmakemeasandwich August 8, 2008
mugGet the nigerian hairmug.

red hair

Irish stereotype. Something that American people would say about people with red hair.
Example:

American boy: "Umm ok, wild guest here, from the looks of your red hair I'm guesing you're Irish".

Irish girl: (gives him an evil look)
by TravisRex March 8, 2009
mugGet the red hairmug.

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