herpie fairy

A person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases around with no regard for anyone.

"Just got my test results back.

That fuckin herpie fairy put some shit on me!"

by JEPHPH80 February 20, 2018

Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 4, 2018

easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.

If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.

I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.

by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019

Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

Spark fairy

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.

I'm firing that damn spark fairy his welds are as shitty as his breath.

by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019